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  My Uncle Moved to the City to “Drive a Cab”—But He Never Had a License or a Car

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  My Great-Aunt Never Owned a Pet—But This Dog Keeps Visiting Her and She Calls Him “Colonel”

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  My Grandma Only Wore Black To One Event—But I Just Found The Outfit In Her Tax Files

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  My Godson Only Swings in That Corner—Right Where His Dad Made Me Promise Never to Dig

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  My Nephew Pointed To The Swingset And Said A Name No One’s Used In 22 Years

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  My Aunt Refused To Stop Making Sauce In The Yard—Even After The Police Came

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  My Cousin Opened His Own Bakery—But His First Customer Recognized The Dough

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  My Niece Came Home From Preschool In A Dress—But She’d Left In Uniform Shorts

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  My Grandfather Always Planted Hibiscus—But This One Only Bloomed When I Brought My Niece

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  My Nephew Brought Home A “School Chicken”—But It Lays Eggs With Handwritten Notes Inside

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  My Cousin Started Med School Abroad—But Two Of His “Classmates” Just Asked Me About Our Aunt’s Maiden Name

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  My Brother-In-Law Borrowed Our Dog For “A Weekend Hike”—But Came Back With A Different Collar