Witty Bar Jokes Anyone Can Remember

Break out these short, sweet bar jokes to turn any time into happy hour

Classic bar jokes

A man walks into a bar…or was it two men? Maybe it was a woman. However you want to tell it, there’s nothing like a bar joke to instantly liven up the room. We’ve rounded up the best of the best funny jokes to keep the banter and laughter flowing. You’ll definitely want to add these to your repertoire, along with these clever jokes, short jokes, dad jokes, and bad jokes. You’ll be the group comedian in no time.

The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
It was tense.

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The NSA Walks into a bar.
“Hey, I’ve got a great new joke for you!” the barman says.

The NSA smiles. “Heard it.”

Comic Sans, Helvetica, and Times New Roman walk into a bar.
“Get out!” shouts the barman. “We don’t serve your type here!”

An amnesiac walks into a bar.
He goes up to a beautiful blonde and says, “So, do I come here often?”

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A neutron walks into a bar.
“How much for a beer?” the neutron asks.

“For you?” says the bartender. “No charge.”

Two dragons walk into a bar.
The first one says, “It sure is hot in here.”

His friend snaps back, “Shut your mouth!”