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  Every Night At 11:00 Pm, My Golden Retriever Would Freak Out And Drag Me Up The Hill

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  Soldiers Save Baby From Abandoned Car – The Team Is Overcome With Emotion

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  My Husband Died In That Fire Three Days Ago

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  They Thought I Was Just A Prop For Their “”Patriot Day“” Assembly

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  The Storm Outside Was Nothing Compared To The One Brewing Inside The Emergency Room

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  My Dad Forgot Me“ – Boy Sat Alone At Rest Stop Until Biker Drove 200 Miles To Reunite Them”

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  He Thought His Daddy’S Last Name Was A Bulletproof Vest, But When The Mayor’S Golden Boy Poured Scalding Chowder On A Grandma, He Didn’T Realize The Reaper In The Corner Wasn’T There For The Pancakes – He Was There To Teach A Lesson That Money Can’T Fix, And When That Deadbolt Clicked, The Whole Room Knew Class Was In Session

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  I Paid For A Hells Angel’S Gas

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  Everyone Saw A “”Filthy“” Pregnant Teen Cluttering Their Pristine Sidewalk And A “”Monster“” In A Vagos Cut Roaring Up On A Harley, Assuming The Worst Kind Of Trouble Was Brewing In Their Perfect Little Suburb, But When He Scooped Her Up While The “”Good“” Citizens Just Watched Her Bleed, The Whole Neighborhood Learned That Sometimes The Darkest Shadows Hide The Brightest Lights And The Real Trash Wears Designer Suits – Wait Until You See Who Her Parents Really Are!

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  The Billionaire Slapped A Pregnant Waitress For “”Bad Luck

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  They Thought I Was Just Another Senile Old Man Waiting For The Bus

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  Everyone Knew Me As A Ruthless Hells Angel