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  We Fed Our Neighbor’s Dog From Our Balcony For 3 Days—Then She Came Home And Said This

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  I Saw A Guy Slip Something In His Date’s Drink—But When I Called Him Out, She Stopped Us

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  MY UNCLE POSED FOR THIS FAMILY PHOTO—BUT TWO WEEKS LATER, HE VANISHED WITHOUT A TRACE

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  MY DAUGHTER PLAYED “DOCTOR” DURING MY APPOINTMENT—BUT THEN SHE SAID SOMETHING NO TODDLER SHOULD KNOW

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  MY UNCLE POSED ON HIS BIKE FOR FACEBOOK—BUT THE TRUCK BEHIND WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE THERE

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  MY NIECE LEARNED TO MILK A COW BEFORE SHE COULD SPELL HER NAME—BUT THE DRESS SHE WORE HAD A SECRET

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  I LET MY SON WEAR HIS DAD’S UNIFORM FOR FUN—BUT THEN THE DOG DID SOMETHING THAT STOPPED ME COLD

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  MY GRANDPA’S HEADSTONE WAS JUST INSTALLED—BUT THE DATE PROVES HE’S BEEN LYING FOR DECADES

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  MY COUSIN SMILED FOR THIS HARVEST PHOTO—BUT SHE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I FOUND IN THE BOTTOM CRATE

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  MY GRANDFATHER FED SQUIRRELS EVERY MORNING—UNTIL I SAW WHAT HE WAS REALLY HANDING THEM

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  My Niece Smiled Over Pasta in Copenhagen—But I Saw Who Was Watching From Across the Street

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  My Cousin Got Into Culinary School in Paris—But Her Secret Ingredient Landed Her in a Stolen Recipe Scandal