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  The Man Snapped His Fingers an Inch From My Face and Told Me to Fire Myself

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  My Boss Stole My Project. He Didn’t Know I’d Already Filed the Patent.

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  My Boss Fired Me at 9 A.M. I Owned His Company by 9:02

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  He Threw His Wallet on My Counter Like He Owned the Place. He Didn’t Know What I Had Under That Desk.

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  My Camper Said Seven Words and I Had to Walk to the Tree Line Before I Could Breathe

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  My Student Begged Me Not to Call His Dad Over a Torn Worksheet

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  My Student Dropped a Toy and Told Me Something That Stopped the Whole Room

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  The Six-Year-Old Held Out His Wrist Like He Was Proud of It

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  A Five-Year-Old Drew a Yellow Circle and I Had to Leave the Room

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  My Patient Was Seven Years Old and Had a System for When to Disappear

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  He Pulled His Sleeve Down, But I’d Already Seen It

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  I Found My Conference Qualifier Sleeping in the Equipment Shed