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  My Sister Won A Costume Contest With Her Baby—But The Judge Asked Why The Bin Was Sealed From The Inside

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  My Niece Pushed Her Brother On The Swing—Then Said “This Is Where I Left Him Last Time”

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  My Uncle’s Costume Made Everyone Laugh—Until We Realized the Burn Marks Matched an Actual Fire

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  My Nephew Just Wanted A Happy Meal—Until He Said The Toy Used To Be His

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  The Kids Were Finally Smiling—Until A Neighbor Called The Cops On Us

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  He Walked Into Her Hospital Room With A Trophy—But It Wasn’t The Cup That Made Her Cry

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  I Collapsed Halfway Through The Race—And That’s When Everything Changed

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  My Nephew Asked For A “First Day” Photo—But His Lunchbox Had A Name None Of Us Knew

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  My Niece Asked For A Photo At The Museum—Then Told Me Her Dad Wasn’t In It

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  My Brother’s Kids Were Just Playing on the Ferry—Until One Said “We Didn’t Make It Last Time”

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  My Nephew Was Just Selling Snacks Door To Door—Until I Saw What The Dog Had In Its Mouth

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  My Cousin Sent Me This Cute Family Photo—But I Recognized The Dress From A Missing Persons Poster