Jokes for seniors about retirement

No retirement party would be complete without a few old-people jokes. So if you like dad jokes, these clever jokes for seniors will have you laughing in no time.

1. What do you call someone who enjoys Mondays?

2. You know it’s time to retire when your co-workers are wearing clothing from your youth and calling it retro.

3. The truth is, retirement kills more people than hard work ever did.

4. Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught.

5. When is the best time to start thinking about your retirement?
Before the boss does.

6. My company recently gave me an aptitude test, and I found out the work I was best suited for was retirement.

7. What’s the key to a structured retirement?
A rigid nap schedule.

8. Retirement is what happens between doctors’ appointments.

9. Money isn’t everything, but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.

10. Sometimes the best part of your career is retirement.