Hilariously Funny Jokes to Make Your Friends and Family Laugh

Need a laugh? We found the funniest jokes around to tell all of your friends and family. You’ll be sure to brighten someones day when you unleash a hilarious joke when they least expect it. And you don’t have to worry about these being clean: All of our favorite jokes are fit for kids and adults. In addition to the 70 jokes below, we’ve also got dad jokes, jokes for kiddos, mom jokes, and jokes for holidays that you can share them with the youngest person in the room (be sure to bookmark our April Fool’s jokes for next year!)

Get ready: Some of what’s to come is quite punny. Some might even make your eyes roll. But, deep down, if we are honest, who doesn’t smile at corny jokes? Others might even make you laugh so hard you cry, so don’t say we didn’t warn you. Many are one-liners so you can remember them to share and share again, and your kids can retell them to their friends too, maybe even years later. Now get ready to make some memories filled with laughter with these 70 hilariously funny jokes!

What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.

I was going to tell you a joke about boxing but I forgot the punch line.

I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.

Why did the egg hide? It was a little chicken.

What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!

Why couldn’t the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.

What’s an egg’s favorite vacation spot? New Yolk City.

I ate a sock yesterday. It was very time-consuming.

What kind of candy do astronauts like? Mars bars.

I wanted to buy some camo pants but couldn’t find any.

I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.

What month is the shortest of the year? May, it only has three letters.