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  You Look Pitiful

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  The Last Thing You Need To See

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  The Final Section

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  The Janitor Solved The “impossible” Math Problem. The Professor Dialed 911.

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  The Janitor Solved The Impossible Equation. Then I Saw The Symbol He Drew Next To It.

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  My Mother-in-law Washed My Sheets Every Morning. I Thought She Was Judging Me. Then I Read Her Diary.

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  I Ate My Mother-in-law’s “peace Offering” Stew. Then I Found The Plant Tag In The Pot.

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  My Neighbor Sued Me For $5,000 Over A Fence. The Surveyor Just Handed Me His House.

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  My Neighbor Sued Me Over Six Inches Of Dirt. Then I Started Digging.

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  The Principal Laughed At Her Thrift Store Dress. Then The Windows Started Rattling.

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  A Biker Gang Escorted A Bullied Kid To Prom. His Mother Called Me Screaming.

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  The Landlord Took My Front Door Off In January. He Forgot About The Pipes.