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  My Hand Was Already on Her Halter When He Said My Name Like That

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  My Competitor Slashed My Tire the Night of My Biggest Wedding

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  I Walked Into That Meeting With a Pen in My Hand and Left With Something Better

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  My Neighbor Gave the Cops a Sworn Statement About My Son. He Made One Mistake.

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  My Restaurant Was Empty on a Saturday Morning. Then Morris Read Me the Third Comment.

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  My Landlord Turned the Heat Off in Nine-Degree Weather. Then Someone Knocked.

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  My Co-Founder Had a 7 AM Call With Our Biggest Competitor. I Was Holding His Coffee.

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  My Boss Reached for the Release Console. I Already Had the FDA on My Screen.

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  My Principal Was Changing a Student’s Score. I Watched Him Do It.

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  I Put My Hand on the Box and Wouldn’t Move It

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  My Boss Showed Me a Termination Form With a Blank Name Field and Said I Was Already Her Source

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  The Man in the Booster Jacket Told Me to Walk It Back