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  I BROUGHT MY SON TO THE DOCTOR FOR A BROKEN LEG—AND THEY STARTED ASKING ME QUESTIONS I WASN’T READY FOR

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  MY 13-YEAR-OLD SON GOT SUSPENDED FOR WEARING A PURSE—AND I’M THE ONE WHO BOUGHT IT FOR HIM

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  WE THREW A SURPRISE PARTY FOR OUR BOSS—AND THAT NIGHT, I FOUND OUT HE SLEPT WITH MY WIFE

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  MY CLASSMATE LANDED IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER HIS PARENTS TRIED TO “TEACH HIM A LESSON”

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  WE TOOK GRANDPA TO A NURSING HOME—AND HE STOLE THE SHOW ON HIS VERY FIRST DAY

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  I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WOULD BE OUR LAST FAMILY TRIP—SHE LEFT ME AND TOOK THE KIDS A WEEK LATER

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  MY MOTHER-IN-LAW STILL EXPECTS HER SON TO LIVE WITH HER—EVEN THOUGH WE’RE ENGAGED

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  MY BROTHER WAS MY BEST FRIEND—UNTIL I FOUND OUT WHAT HE WAS REALLY DOING WITH MY MONEY

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  MY 9-YEAR-OLD SON SLIPPED A POLICE OFFICER A SECRET NOTE—AND I NEVER EXPECTED WHAT CAME NEXT

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  MY WIFE IS THE WORLD’S SMALLEST MOM—AND STRANGERS NEVER BELIEVE SHE’S REAL

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  GRANDPA STARTED ACTING WEIRD AT FAMILY DINNER—THEN HE CAME BACK WITH A STACK OF CASH

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  EVERYONE SAW MY SON STRUGGLING—BUT NO ONE SAID A WORD, AND NOW I’M SITTING NEXT TO HIM IN THE HOSPITAL