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I BROUGHT MY SON TO THE DOCTOR FOR A BROKEN LEG—AND THEY STARTED ASKING ME QUESTIONS I WASN’T READY FOR
MY 13-YEAR-OLD SON GOT SUSPENDED FOR WEARING A PURSE—AND I’M THE ONE WHO BOUGHT IT FOR HIM
WE THREW A SURPRISE PARTY FOR OUR BOSS—AND THAT NIGHT, I FOUND OUT HE SLEPT WITH MY WIFE
MY CLASSMATE LANDED IN THE HOSPITAL AFTER HIS PARENTS TRIED TO “TEACH HIM A LESSON”
WE TOOK GRANDPA TO A NURSING HOME—AND HE STOLE THE SHOW ON HIS VERY FIRST DAY
I DIDN’T KNOW THIS WOULD BE OUR LAST FAMILY TRIP—SHE LEFT ME AND TOOK THE KIDS A WEEK LATER
MY MOTHER-IN-LAW STILL EXPECTS HER SON TO LIVE WITH HER—EVEN THOUGH WE’RE ENGAGED
MY BROTHER WAS MY BEST FRIEND—UNTIL I FOUND OUT WHAT HE WAS REALLY DOING WITH MY MONEY
MY 9-YEAR-OLD SON SLIPPED A POLICE OFFICER A SECRET NOTE—AND I NEVER EXPECTED WHAT CAME NEXT
MY WIFE IS THE WORLD’S SMALLEST MOM—AND STRANGERS NEVER BELIEVE SHE’S REAL
GRANDPA STARTED ACTING WEIRD AT FAMILY DINNER—THEN HE CAME BACK WITH A STACK OF CASH
EVERYONE SAW MY SON STRUGGLING—BUT NO ONE SAID A WORD, AND NOW I’M SITTING NEXT TO HIM IN THE HOSPITAL
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