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  MY TWO LITTLE GENTLEMEN NEVER FORGET TO BRING ME FLOWERS AFTER SCHOOL — EVERY SINGLE DAY

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  I SAW THIS OLD MAN ON THE SUBWAY HOLDING A GIANT BOUQUET — AND HIS REASON SHATTERED ME

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  I MET A SISTER I NEVER KNEW EXISTED — BY COMPLETE ACCIDENT AT THE BEACH

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  THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A POLICEMAN — NIGHT SHIFTS, THEFT CALLS, AND NEVER KNOWING WHAT YOU’LL FACE NEXT

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  MY UNCLE WENT TO A BARBECUE WITH HIS FRIENDS — AND CAME BACK WITH A PIGLET HE REFUSES TO LET GO

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  I NEVER THOUGHT I’D GO ANYWHERE WITHOUT MY DOG— AND I DIDN’T EVEN WANT HIM AT FIRST

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  TWO YEARS WITHOUT OUR DOG — AND GRIEF TAUGHT US SOMETHING WE NEVER EXPECTED

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  MY LITTLE COUSIN SHOWED UP TO EASTER WEARING A SCUBA DIVER SUIT — I WASN’T EXPECTING MY FAMILY’S REACTION

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  MY DAD TOOK ME ON A “DATE” TO TEACH ME HOW A REAL MAN SHOULD ACT

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  I FOUND MY GREAT-GRANDPA’S UNIFORM IN A MUSEUM DISPLAY CASE

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  THIS WASN’T HOW MY HUSBAND WAS SUPPOSED TO MEET HIS BABYGIRL

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  MY BROTHER SHOWED UP TO THE COSTUME PARTY IN A WHEELCHAIR—AND STILL MANAGED TO OUTSHINE EVERYONE THERE