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  I WANTED TO TAKE A PIC BY THE “DANGEROUS” SIGN—BUT THE PARK RANGER’S FACE SAID SOMETHING WASN’T RIGHT ABOUT IT

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  MY SON CAN’T SPEAK—BUT WHAT HE DID AT SCHOOL PICKUP LEFT HIS TEACHER IN TEARS

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  I DROPPED MY PUPPY OFF FOR TRAINING—BUT WHEN I PICKED HIM UP, HE DIDN’T RECOGNIZE ME

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  HE CAME BACK FROM CAMP JUST SAYING “HOLA!”—BUT HIS NEXT WORKDS MADE US ALL GO SILENT

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  MY SON STOOD TALL AT HIS SCOUT CEREMONY—BUT NONE OF US KNEW WHAT HE HAD JUST DONE THE NIGHT BEFORE

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  I BOUGHT HIM A MEAL—BUT WHAT HE SAID AT THE COUNTER STOPPED ME COLD

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  I FOUND A SOGGY BOX IN THE RAIN—AND WHAT WAS INSIDE BROKE ME

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  THEY CALLED AN OFFICER FOR A NOISE COMPLAINT—BUT HE WALKED OUT CARRYING TWO KITTENS ON HIS SHOULDERS

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  THE POLICEMAN SAID HE WAS JUST CHECKING IN—BUT THEN HE TOOK MY MOM’S HAND AND DID SOMETHING I DIDN’T EXPECT

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  THE VET SAID MY CAT NEEDED BRACES—AND I THOUGHT HE WAS JOKING UNTIL HE SHOWED ME THIS

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  MY CAT BRINGS ME RANDOM “GIFTS” EVERY DAY—BUT TODAY SHE CAME BACK WITH SOMETHING THAT MADE ME FREEZE

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  MY DOG ONLY MAKES THIS FACE FOR ONE REASON—AND TODAY, HE FIGURED IT OUT TOO SOON