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  SHE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL HER DAUGHTER—BUT I NEVER EXPECTED THIS

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  HER DOG STARTED BARKING AT THE CLOSET—AND THAT’S WHEN SHE TOLD ME THE TRUTH

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  MY WIFE SAID IT WAS JUST A FAMILY PHOTO—BUT THEN I SAW WHAT SHE’D HIDDEN BEHIND THE COUCH

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  MY SON AND HIS DOG WERE INSEPARABLE—UNTIL I FOUND THE VIDEO ON HIS TABLET

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  MY SON IS ONLY TWO—BUT HE’S ALREADY HALF MY SIZE AND SOMETHING FEELS OFF

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  THE GIRL IN THE WHEELCHAIR SMILED AT ME—AND THEN SAID MY NAME BEFORE I TOLD HER

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  MY PARROT STARTED REPEATING STRANGE WORDS—THEN I REALIZED THEY WEREN’T MINE

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  MY UNCLE ASKED FOR ONE LAST MEAL—BUT IT WAS WHAT HE SAID AFTER THAT I’LL NEVER FORGET

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  EVERYONE SAID LIFE AS A SINGLE DAD WOULD BE HARD—BUT NO ONE WARNED ME ABOUT THIS

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  I JUST WANTED A CUTE PICTURE OF MY SON—BUT HIS GESTURE MADE ME DROP THE CAMERA

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  THIS IS MY NEPHEW—AND YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE WHAT HE DID WITH THE INHERITANCE

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  I SAW MY HUSBAND AND DAUGHTER TOGETHER AGAIN—AND I COULDN’T HOLD BACK THE TEARS