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  HE LOST HIS LEG—BUT IT’S WHAT HE SAID TO OUR DAUGHTER THAT BROKE ME

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  MY TODDLER WAS BABBLING YESTERDAY—TODAY HE ASKED ME A QUESTION I CAN’T EXPLAIN

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  THE FIRE WAS OUT—BUT WHAT THEY FOUND INSIDE LEFT US SHAKEN

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  A MYSTERY BOX ARRIVED—AND THEN THE VET SAID, “YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN”

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  MY WIFE SAID IT WAS JUST A FAMILY PHOTO—BUT THEN I SAW WHAT SHE’D HIDDEN BEHIND THE COUCH

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  HER DOG STARTED BARKING AT THE CLOSET—AND THAT’S WHEN SHE TOLD ME THE TRUTH

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  SHE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL HER DAUGHTER—BUT I NEVER EXPECTED THIS

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  HE SAID IT WAS JUST A PHOTO—BUT I COULD TELL HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING

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  EVERYONE THOUGHT MY SON IS WEIRD—BUT THEN I SAW WHAT HE WAS REALLY BUILDING

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  MY DAUGHTER WOKE UP FROM A COMA AFTER A BEE STING—BUT WHAT SHE SAID FIRST LEFT ME SHAKING

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  MY SON VISITED HIS BEST FRIEND IN THE HOSPITAL—AND CAME HOME SAYING SOMETHING I CAN’T EXPLAIN

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  MY GRANDMA NEVER SPENT A DAY WITHOUT DRINKING A GLASS OF WINE 80 YEARS—AND LAST NIGHT SHE TOLD ME WHY