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  I WAS SLEEPING—AND MY TODDLER WOKE ME UP PLAYING THE PIANO LIKE A PRO

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  MY SON SAID HE DIDN’T WANT A SISTER—BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED

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  MY TODDLER WALKED INTO THE HOTEL ROOM WEARING A FULL SCUBA SUIT—AND I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHERE HE GOT IT

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  I MET THIS BOY FOR THE FIRST TIME THE NIGHT BEFORE HIS LIFE-CHANGING SURGERY

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  WE WERE HAVING DINNER WITH FRIENDS—THEN MY PARENTS SHOWED UP UNINVITED

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  WE WERE JUST EATING POPSICLES IN THE SUN—THEN LIFE THREW US A KARMIC CURVEBALL

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  MY PARENTS’ LOVE STORY STARTED WITH A FENDER BENDER—AND NEVER LOOKED BACK

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  I THOUGHT MAKING MOM FRIENDS WOULD BE EASY—UNTIL I SHOWED UP TO THIS WALK

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  MY BACKPACK EXPLODED—AND I’M STILL TRYING TO UNDERSTAND WHY I SURVIVED

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  WE WERE JUST HAVING A BREAK—MINUTES BEFORE KARMA HIT US LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN

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  HE WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING—BUT WHAT THE OFFICER DID NEXT CHANGED EVERYTHING

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  WE WERE HAVING A GREAT TIME UNTIL THE BOAT STARTED CIRCLING BACK—WITHOUT EXPLANATION