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  My Cousin Gave Birth To Quadruplets—But One Of Them Wasn’t On The Ultrasound

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  My Grandma Never Went To School—But Somehow Knew I’d Fail My Final Before I Even Took It

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  My Toddler Couldn’t Pronounce “Home Depot”—But She Said Something That Made Us Cancel The Move

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  My Brother Smiled In Every Birth Photo—Until We Noticed The Same Baby Appeared In All Of Them

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  My Niece Refused To Smile In Her Dress—Because She Said This Wasn’t Her First Wedding

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  My Cousin Drew a Spaceship Every Day in the Hospital—Until a Real One Showed Up Outside His Window

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  My Neighbor Won The Lottery—But Refused To Spend A Single Cent

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  My Cousin Painted a Whale—And the Ocean From Her Canvas Started Showing Up in Real Satellite Images

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  My Uncle Taught Me Guitar—But No One Remembers Him Ever Owning One

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  My Niece Wore a “Mr. Clean” Costume as a Joke—And Then Started Erasing Things by Touching Them

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  My Uncle The Officer Bottle-Fed A Stray Kitten—And Then It Started Showing Up At Crime Scenes First

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  My Sister Named Her Baby After Our Missing Brother—But None Of Us Had Told Her His Name