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  My Aunt Announced Her Engagement in Mexico—But I Recognized the “Groom” from Our Missing Persons File

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  My Cousin Only Visits In Winter—And His Bag Matches A Rug Our Grandfather Was Buried With

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  My Niece Named Her New Dog “Friday”—But The Tag We Got Back From The Engraver Said “Tuesday”

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  My Niece Asked Why The Lady Reading At Bible Camp Never Blinked—So I Sat Closer The Next Day

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  My Nephew Took One Ride In The Aquarium Elevator—And Then Refused To Speak Above Water

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  My Uncle Found This Kitten In His Barn—But The Tag On Its Collar Had Our Family Surname

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  My Little Brother Found This Drum Set In The Garage—And Swore He Knew The Song It Was Hiding

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  My Cousin Showed Up For Christmas In Matching Hair With His Baby—And Mom Immediately Unplugged The Tree

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  My Great-Aunt Did A Split At 83—And Said It Was The First Test To “Get The Box”

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  My Grandma Loved Her “Yarn Bouquet”—Until She Read The Labels And Locked The Door

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  My Uncle Played Backgammon Every Morning—Until Someone Showed Up Using His Exact Custom Set

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  I Found This Old Family Photo—But No One Will Admit Who The Man On The Right Is