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  My Aunt Refused To Stop Making Sauce In The Yard—Even After The Police Came

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  My Cousin Opened His Own Bakery—But His First Customer Recognized The Dough

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  My Niece Came Home From Preschool In A Dress—But She’d Left In Uniform Shorts

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  My Grandfather Always Planted Hibiscus—But This One Only Bloomed When I Brought My Niece

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  My Nephew Brought Home A “School Chicken”—But It Lays Eggs With Handwritten Notes Inside

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  My Cousin Started Med School Abroad—But Two Of His “Classmates” Just Asked Me About Our Aunt’s Maiden Name

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  My Brother-In-Law Borrowed Our Dog For “A Weekend Hike”—But Came Back With A Different Collar

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  My Sister Took Her Baby Hiking Every Week—But The GPS Showed Her Returning From A Different Trail

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  My Uncle Left This Puppy In Our Yard—And My Cousin Swears It’s The Exact Same Dog From 1998

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  My Grandfather Never Taught Any of Us to Fish—Only My Cousin from a Different Last Name

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  My Uncle Moved To The City To “Drive A Cab”—But He Never Had A License Or A Car

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  My Great-Aunt Never Owned A Pet—But This Dog Keeps Visiting Her And She Calls Him “Colonel”