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  She Told The Old Man In Line To Hurry Up And Die. Then The Clerk Read His Name.

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  My Brother Stole The Farm To Find Dad’s “buried Millions.” He Just Dug Up A Life Sentence.

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  My Sister And I Were Splitting Our Mother’s Will. Then The Lawyer Read The ‘paternity Clause’.

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  I Fired The Old Man For “sleeping” On The Job. 10 Minutes Later, The Turbine Started Screaming.

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  I Fired The Old Cleaning Lady For Being Late. Now The Ceo Is On His Knees.

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  I Told A “dirty Farmer” To Get Off The Showroom Floor. He Came Back With My Boss.

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  The Salesman Laughed At My Muddy Boots. Then I Wrote A Check For Ten Trucks.

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  Five Truckers Formed A Wall To Save The Ducks. Then One Of Them Put On Latex Gloves.

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  A Line Of Truckers Blocked The Highway For Ducks. But They Weren’t Looking At The Ducks.

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  The Salesman Told The “hobo” To Use The Service Entrance. He Didn’t Know He Was Talking To His New Boss.

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  I Told The Old Man In Work Boots To Leave The Porsche Dealership. Then My Boss Showed Me The News.

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  They Asked To Borrow Money After I Won The Lottery. I Said No. Then They Gave Me A Cake.