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  The Farmer Said His Tractor Was Stuck In Mud. I Pulled Up A Grave.

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  A Lawyer Called My Dad A Poor Farmer. Then He Saw The Name On The Tractor.

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  The Husband Brought His Dying Wife “home Remedy” Tea. I Spilled A Drop On The Floor.

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  The Old Man Said His Wife Fell. I Called The Cops Because Of Her Bruises.

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  The Rookie Let The “doctor” Pass. I Saw His Shoes And Drew My Gun.

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  My Cop Husband Came Home A Hero After A Car Chase. I Found The Map To The Stolen Money In His Laundry.

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  I Called Security On A Man In Dirty Overalls. He Was Holding The Deed To My Store.

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  I Told The Man In Muddy Boots To Leave My Shop. Then A Man In A Suit Called Him “boss.”

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  He Threw Her Crib On The Lawn. Then The Sheriff Handed Her The Keys.

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  The Landlord Evicted Me For A ‘noise Complaint.’ The Police Said He Was Trying To Save My Life.

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  My Rookie Partner Slammed The “homeless” Man Into The Squad Car. Then The Chief Of Police Pulled Up And Saluted The Suspect.

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  They Pulled Over A ‘gangster’ For A Broken Taillight. Then They Opened His Cooler.