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  I NEVER WANTED TO GET MARRIED—AND I ENDED UP WITH MY BROTHER-IN-LAW

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  MY DAD’S OBSESSED WITH THIS EMPTY BOX—AND I FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY

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  I TOOK THIS SELFIE ON MY FLIGHT—BUT IT’S THE MAN IN THE BACK THAT STILL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT

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  I LET MY COUSIN STAY AT MY PLACE—AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME HOME TO AFTER WORK

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  MY COUSIN DREAMS OF BECOMING A ROCKSTAR—AND I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVES IN HIM

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  THIS MONTH I GOT MY BILLS IN THIS ENVELOPE—BECAUSE THE MAILMAN MADE A MISTAKE THAT RUINED EVERYTHING

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  EVERYONE ASKS WHY I CHOSE THE BOOKS OVER TONS OF MONEY WHEN GRANDPA LEFT US THE INHERITANCE—BUT FOR ME, IT WAS NEVER A QUESTION

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  PEOPLE ASK ME WHY WE’RE STILL TOGETHER—BUT HIS CONDITION MADE US STRONGER THAN EVER

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  GRANDMA’S BIRTHDAY WAS PERFECT—BUT NONE OF US EXPECTED HER REACTION

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  EVERYONE STARTED FIGHTING OVER THE TREE HOUSE INSTEAD OF THE MONEY—AND I COULDN’T BELIEVE WHO SHOWED UP

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  EVERYONE BLAMED ME WHEN THEY FOUND ME WEARING MY SISTER’S WEDDING DRESS—BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY

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  WHEN MY BABY STARTED CRYING IN CLASS, THIS PROFESSOR DID SOMETHING I’LL NEVER FORGET