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  THIS KITTEN FLATLINED ON THE TABLE—AND THEN SOMETHING I CAN’T EXPLAIN HAPPENED

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  I SIGNED UP TO TRAIN A SERVICE DOG—BUT HE PICKED ME INSTEAD

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  I THOUGHT THE DOG WAS JUST ANOTHER PATIENT—UNTIL I READ HER FILE

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  MY SON CAME HOME WITH A BRUISE—AND HIS EXPLANATION STOPPED ME COLD

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  THEY SAID IT WAS JUST A HOLIDAY GRATITUDE—BUT THEN THE CAPTAIN PULLED ME ASIDE

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  HE LOST HIS LEG—BUT IT’S WHAT HE SAID TO OUR DAUGHTER THAT BROKE ME

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  MY TODDLER WAS BABBLING YESTERDAY—TODAY HE ASKED ME A QUESTION I CAN’T EXPLAIN

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  THE FIRE WAS OUT—BUT WHAT THEY FOUND INSIDE LEFT US SHAKEN

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  A MYSTERY BOX ARRIVED—AND THEN THE VET SAID, “YOU MIGHT WANT TO SIT DOWN”

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  MY WIFE SAID IT WAS JUST A FAMILY PHOTO—BUT THEN I SAW WHAT SHE’D HIDDEN BEHIND THE COUCH

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  HER DOG STARTED BARKING AT THE CLOSET—AND THAT’S WHEN SHE TOLD ME THE TRUTH

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  SHE ASKED ME NOT TO TELL HER DAUGHTER—BUT I NEVER EXPECTED THIS