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  I LET MY COUSIN STAY AT MY PLACE—AND THIS IS WHAT I CAME HOME TO AFTER WORK

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  MY COUSIN DREAMS OF BECOMING A ROCKSTAR—AND I’M THE ONLY ONE WHO BELIEVES IN HIM

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  THIS MONTH I GOT MY BILLS IN THIS ENVELOPE—BECAUSE THE MAILMAN MADE A MISTAKE THAT RUINED EVERYTHING

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  EVERYONE ASKS WHY I CHOSE THE BOOKS OVER TONS OF MONEY WHEN GRANDPA LEFT US THE INHERITANCE—BUT FOR ME, IT WAS NEVER A QUESTION

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  PEOPLE ASK ME WHY WE’RE STILL TOGETHER—BUT HIS CONDITION MADE US STRONGER THAN EVER

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  GRANDMA’S BIRTHDAY WAS PERFECT—BUT NONE OF US EXPECTED HER REACTION

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  EVERYONE STARTED FIGHTING OVER THE TREE HOUSE INSTEAD OF THE MONEY—AND I COULDN’T BELIEVE WHO SHOWED UP

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  EVERYONE BLAMED ME WHEN THEY FOUND ME WEARING MY SISTER’S WEDDING DRESS—BUT THEY DON’T KNOW THE WHOLE STORY

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  WHEN MY BABY STARTED CRYING IN CLASS, THIS PROFESSOR DID SOMETHING I’LL NEVER FORGET

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  MY GIRL AND I WERE HOMELESS FOR A YEAR—AND THE COUNCIL SAID IT WAS MY FAULT

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  I DON’T NEED A RING OR A BABY—MY CAT’S GOT ME COVERED

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  I MEET A HOMELESS WOMAN EVERY WEEK TO TEACH HER HOW TO READ—BUT NOW I THINK I’M FALLING FOR HER