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HE HELD MY BABY FOR A PHOTO—BUT THEN HE SAID SOMETHING THAT MADE ME DROP THE CAMERA
MY DOG WAS FREEZINGG AT THE EDGE OF THE POOL—THEN THE TRAINER ASKED IF WE KNEW HER “OTHER NAME”
HE NEVER SPOKE IN CLASS—UNTIL THE DAY HE ASKED US TO STAY IN DURING RECESS
MY DAUGHTER HANDED A POLICE OFFICER A DRAWING—AND HIS REACTION STOPPED THE ENTIRE LINE
I WANTED TO TAKE A PIC BY THE “DANGEROUS” SIGN—BUT THE PARK RANGER’S FACE SAID SOMETHING WASN’T RIGHT ABOUT IT
MY SON CAN’T SPEAK—BUT WHAT HE DID AT SCHOOL PICKUP LEFT HIS TEACHER IN TEARS
I DROPPED MY PUPPY OFF FOR TRAINING—BUT WHEN I PICKED HIM UP, HE DIDN’T RECOGNIZE ME
HE CAME BACK FROM CAMP JUST SAYING “HOLA!”—BUT HIS NEXT WORKDS MADE US ALL GO SILENT
MY SON STOOD TALL AT HIS SCOUT CEREMONY—BUT NONE OF US KNEW WHAT HE HAD JUST DONE THE NIGHT BEFORE
I BOUGHT HIM A MEAL—BUT WHAT HE SAID AT THE COUNTER STOPPED ME COLD
I FOUND A SOGGY BOX IN THE RAIN—AND WHAT WAS INSIDE BROKE ME
THEY CALLED AN OFFICER FOR A NOISE COMPLAINT—BUT HE WALKED OUT CARRYING TWO KITTENS ON HIS SHOULDERS
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