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  MY GRANDMA SAID SHE WOULDN’T STAY IN THE HOSPITAL UNLESS HER CAT COULD COME TOO—AND SHE MEANT IT

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  EVERY MORNING STARTS WITH A WALK IN THE WOODS—JUST ME AND THE DOG THAT SAVED MY LIFE

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  I DIDN’T KNOW OUR BOYS’ DAY OUT WOULD BE THE LAST TIME I’D SEE HIM

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  EVERYONE JUDGED ME DURING MY PREGNANCY—BUT I DID IT MY WAY AND I’M NOT SORRY

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  MY BOYS HAVEN’T MISSED A SINGLE FOOTBALL GAME TOGETHER SINCE THE DAY THEY “MET”

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  MY 4-YEAR-OLD THINKS HE’S A MASTER CHEF—SO I BECAME HIS SOUS-CHEF NOW

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  MY WIFE LEFT FOR A DIFFERENT LIFE—BUT I’VE GOT MY KIDS, AND THAT’S MORE THAN ENOUGH

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  I RESCUED A CAT FROM A FIRE—RIGHT DURING THE NATIONAL PET SAFETY DAY

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  MY SON CHOSE EINSTEIN FOR HIS SCHOOL PARTY—AND I’VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD (OR CONFUSED)

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  I ACCIDENTALLY MATCHED WITH MY GRANDPA ON A DATING APP

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  I LEFT EVERYTHING BEHIND—JUST ME, MY PARTNER, AND EIGHT KIDS ON A DUSTY FARM

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  MY SON’S IN A HOSPITAL BED—AND HE’S STILL WORRIED ABOUT MISSING CARTOONS, NOT HIS DISEASE