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  WE WERE JUST HAVING A BREAK—MINUTES BEFORE KARMA HIT US LIKE A FREIGHT TRAIN

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  HE WAS CAUGHT SHOPLIFTING—BUT WHAT THE OFFICER DID NEXT CHANGED EVERYTHING

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  WE WERE HAVING A GREAT TIME UNTIL THE BOAT STARTED CIRCLING BACK—WITHOUT EXPLANATION

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  WE TOOK THIS SELFIE MOMENTS BEFORE HE COLLAPSED—AND I STILL DON’T KNOW WHY

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  MY SON FELL ASLEEP LEARNING TO BECOME A DOCTOR—BUT THEN I SAW WHAT WAS ON THE SCREEN

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  I WAS HAVING A PICNIC—AND I HAD AN UNEXPECTED GUEST WHO KNEW MY NAME

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  IT’S DAY 6 SINCE MY BROTHER’S ACCIDENT—AND WHEN HE WOKE UP, WE DIDN’T RECOGNIZE HIM

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  MY DAUGHTER “STOLE” OUR NEIGHBOR’S DOG—AND I ONLY FOUND OUT BECAUSE OF HER PAJAMAS

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  GRANDPA RECEIVED “TREATMENT” FROM HIS GRANDDAUGHTER—AND THEN SAID SOMETHING NONE OF US EXPECTED

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  I HELD MY NEWBORN TWINS FOR THE FIRST TIME—AND THAT’S WHEN THE NURSE TOLD ME THE TRUTH

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  DAYS AFTER I OPENED A PANINI BAR, MY BIOLOGICAL MOM SHOWED UP—LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED

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  I OFFERED LIFETIME COFFEE TO THE POLICEMAN WHO STOPPED ME IN TRAFFIC