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  MY SON STARTED CRYING AT CHECKOUT—AND THEN THE CASHIER DID SOMETHING THAT LEFT ME SPEECHLESS

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  WE ADOPTED A “REGULAR” DOG—BUT HE NEVER STOPPED GROWING

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  MY DAUGHTER INSISTED ON TAKING A PICTURE WITH “THE HEROES”—BUT THEN SHE WHISPERED SOMETHING I DIDN’T EXPECT

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  WE MET ON THE FIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN—AND NEITHER OF US KNEW WHAT WAS COMING

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  MY TIRE BLEW OUT IN THE POURING RAIN—AND THEN A COP DID SOMETHING I NEVER EXPECTED

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  OUR DOG CAN’T EAT LIKE OTHER DOGS—SO WE BUILT HIM A CHAIR AND NEVER LOOKED BACK

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  I SMILED THROUGH MY RETIREMENT PARTY—BUT NO ONE KNEW WHAT I HAD JUST DONE IN THE LOCKER ROOM

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  MY TREATMENT WASN’T WORKING—UNTIL I STARTED DOING THIS ONE THING IN SECRET

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  MY SISTER SAYS HER SON IS “JUST PLAYFUL”—BUT I’M STARTING TO SEE SOMETHING ELSE

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  MY NEPHEW REFUSES TO GROW UP—AND HIS PARENTS ARE JUST LETTING IT HAPPEN

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  MY KIDS WERE JUST PLAYING ON THE SWING—UNTIL THEY BOTH STARTED SAYING STRANGE THINGS

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  MY DOG STOLE A HOT DOG AT THE BALLGAME—BUT INSTEAD OF GETTING MAD, THE CROWD DID SOMETHING I NEVER EXPECTED