As the mortician unveiled the sheet that covered the burnt body, what Darryl saw left him astonished. The face had been severely damaged by fire, making it difficult to identify the person lying before them. Darryl suggested rolling the body over in hopes of finding a clue, but to his disappointment, it wasn’t Bubba as he had anticipated.
Perplexed by this unexpected turn of events, the funeral director called in Gary to see if he could shed some light on the situation. Gary let out a deep sigh as he gazed down at the charred remains, exclaiming, “He’s been burned to a crisp.” He then suggested that perhaps it would be best to put an end to the identification process.
However, as the mortician flipped the body over, Gary quickly shook his head and declared, “No, this isn’t Bubba.” The mortician, curious about Gary’s certainty, raised an eyebrow and asked for an explanation.
Gary chuckled and confidently replied, “Well, for starters, everyone knew Bubba had two assholes, although I can’t claim to have seen them myself.” He continued, sharing a humorous anecdote about how whenever they arrived in a new town, people would jokingly exclaim, “Look, here comes Bubba with his two assholes!”
It was a bizarre and unexpected twist at the funeral home that left everyone puzzled. The search for the true identity of the burned body continued, while the memory of Bubba and his famous reputation lingered in the minds of those present.
The atmosphere at the funeral home was thick with anticipation as the mortician removed the sheet covering the body that had suffered from the ravages of fire. Darryl, a witness to the unfolding events, couldn’t help but notice the significant damage to the face. His first thought was that it had to be Bubba, known for his misadventures, but to his surprise, it wasn’t.
The funeral director, determined to uncover the truth, invited Gary, another familiar face in the community, to offer his insight. As Gary’s gaze met the charred figure lying before him, he couldn’t help but let out a heartfelt sigh. “He’s been burned to a crisp,” Gary remarked with a mix of sadness and disbelief.
Suggesting that it might be best to end the identification process, Gary’s suggestion seemed reasonable. However, as the mortician turned the body over, Gary’s previous certainty vanished. With a shake of his head, he gently uttered, “No, this isn’t Bubba.”
Intrigued by Gary’s unwavering confidence, the mortician couldn’t help but inquire further. “How can you be so sure?” the mortician questioned, hoping for a breakthrough.
With a light-hearted chuckle, Gary responded, “Well, you see, Bubba was quite unique. Rumor had it that he had two assholes. Mind you, I never witnessed them myself, but every time we arrived in a new town, people would jokingly point him out, saying, ‘Look, here comes Bubba with his two assholes!’”
The room filled with a mix of amusement and bewilderment as they pondered the true identity of the charred body. Although the search continued, the memory of Bubba’s colorful reputation lingered, adding a touch of levity to the somber atmosphere of the funeral home.
