Let’s be real, folks. When Prince Harry decides to drop some juicy deets about his love life, it’s hard not to stop everything and pay attention. So, when Harry spilled the beans in his memoir ‘Spare,’ it wasn’t just any old beans – they were the kind that made TV hosts’ jaws hit the floor.

Now, before you get your monocle all fogged up, let’s break this down. Harry and Meghan have been the talk of the town since their fairy-tale wedding in May 2018. It was the kind of romance that made everyone believe in love again – even those cynics who think they’re too cool for rom-coms.

But let’s rewind to a steamy encounter back in 2016, in a cozy London hotel room. Picture it: The setting is intimate, the vibes are electric, and the stakes are high.

The Steamy Confession

Harry shared the details of this encounter in ‘Spare,’ and if you think the revelations were mild, think again. When those passages were read aloud on the Today show, the hosts were left utterly speechless, as if someone had pressed the pause button on their reactions.

Lara Vella, who was probably cleaning up broken jaws off the studio floor, read out, “I knocked and suspended breathing while I waited. The door flew open. That smile.” Oh, to be a fly on the wall, right?

Vella continued, “Her hair was partly covering her eyes, her arms were reaching for me. She pulled me inside and thanked her friend in one fluid motion, then slammed the door quickly before anyone saw.” If you’re blushing, don’t worry, you’re not alone.

And if that wasn’t enough to knock your socks off, Harry confessed, “I want to say we hung a ‘do not disturb’ sign on the door, but I don’t think there was enough time.”

Reactions That Went Over the Top

Boney couldn’t resist a jab and imagined listening to that scene in Harry’s voice on the audiobook, saying, “You’re driving along in the car, maybe going for a walk with the dog and Harry’s saying that.” Alex Cullen chimed in, “You’re pulling over for that bit,” to which Boney added that she was ‘going to be sick.’ Oh, the drama!

The Wildest Reveal

But wait, it gets better—or should we say, racier. In another part of ‘Spare,’ Harry gave a no-holds-barred account of losing his virginity. And let’s just say, it wasn’t behind closed doors. At 17, young Harry had a romp with an older woman in a field behind a pub. Yes, you read that right. A field behind a pub.

Describing this experience, Harry wrote, “I mounted her quickly, after which she spanked my ass and sent me away. One of my many mistakes was letting it happen in a field, just behind a very busy pub. No doubt someone had seen us.” Now, if that’s not the epitome of teenage angst, what is?

Final Thoughts From Yours Truly

So, let’s put things into perspective. Picture this: a fiery hotel room meeting, the thrill of young love, and a scandalous field episode. If you ask me, this is a roller-coaster ride that even the most seasoned royal fans didn’t see coming. And if TV hosts are gasping, you know it’s the real deal.

So, what’s the takeaway here? Harry may be royalty, but he’s got stories that could make even the most jaded tabloid reader sit up and take notice. Love him or loathe him, one thing’s for sure – Prince Harry knows how to capture our imaginations.