A cab driver picks up a nun. She enters the cab and quickly notices that the very handsome driver keeps glancing at her. After a while, she asks him why he is staring.

He responds, “I have a question to ask, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She replies, “My son, you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that would offend me.”

“Well,” he says, hesitantly, “I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She thinks for a moment and then responds, “Let’s see what we can do about that. You have to be single and you must be Catholic.”

Excitedly, the cab driver exclaims, “Yes, I’m single and Catholic!”

“Alright then,” the nun says. “Pull into the next alley.”

Once they are in the alley, the nun gives him a passionate kiss that would make anyone blush. When they return to the main road, the cab driver begins to sob.

“My dear child,” the nun asks, “why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, sister, for I have sinned. I lied to you. I’m married, and I’m actually Jewish.”

The nun chuckles and says, “That’s okay. My name is Steve and I’m on my way to a Halloween party!”